I'm A bee sting,
I'm a telephone ring

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I'm an ugly old bastard with nothing to do

I get up when I want and I do what I do

My trousers have holes and my head is a wreck

I got thirty six cards man, I'm sixteen short of a deck

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I'm quick as a mule but you won't understand

The singer is shit but I still love the band

I climbed four walls of happiness and sadness

And I found that fifth wall of pure madness

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And this is where I wanna be

Oh this is where I wanna be

Sitting under some apple tree

Gotta get some honey from my bumblebee

My eyes are wide man , oh I can see

This is where I wanna be

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I'm a crooked old bastard with nothing to lose

I say what I want and I choose what I choose

My mind is adrift with tales from the past

It's hard to remember just where I was last

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I'm a half written book, that will never get done

The spider inside me these words he has spun

I'm shaken not stirred, I shoot from the hip 

Not greedy for life, I just need a sip

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And this is where I wanna be

Oh this is where I wanna be

Sitting under some apple tree

Gotta get some honey from my bumblebee

My eyes are wide man , oh I can see

This is where I wanna be

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I'm a cheeky old bastard who's not paid his dues

I got a messed up ol' life I got holes in my shoes

My heart leaks and it murmurs, my lungs have turned black

I did what I did and there's no turning back

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I've taken some chances, I've fired the dice

Fool me three times but never twice

Been running around chasing those dreams

But I just figured out it's not what it seems

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So they took me to the Butterscotch Palace

And I asked them for wine in a fancy chalice

They locked me up in a room with some Play Dough

And a hand full of pills, but don't be afraid though

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I sprinted down the hall as mad as could be

I couldn't help but giggle at the whitecoats chasing me

I faked a left then ducked in right

They'll never catch me , oh they'll never catch me 

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And this is where I wanna be

Oh this is where I wanna be

Sitting under some apple tree

Gotta get some honey from my bumblebee

My eyes are wide man , oh I can see

This is where I wanna be

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Like a bee sting or a telephone ring

It happens without any warning...

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-ShawnyBoy

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